The Court That Never Ends
Music-The Song That Never Ends
Words-Lord Wulfric Grimbeald

Chorus-
This is the court that never ends,
It just goes on and on and on..
This is the court that never ends,
It just goes goes on and on my friends.

A kingdom herald started it many years ago,
How long they'll keep talking nobody seems to know.
~Chorus~

They've called another subject up and made another peer,
Half the kingdoms been promoted and the end still isn't near.
~Chorus~

Someone kill the herald, he's done all of us wrong,
He's been decapitated but he still keeps talking on.
~Chorus~

The feast has been creamated, the cook sure looks a fright,
I think that we shall all be here come the next twelfth night.
~Chorus~

Please do not tell anyone that I wrote this song,
Lest his highness summon me and court continue on.
~Chorus~

It's an understatement to say courts been awhile,
We've all been sitting here so long our garb is back in style.
~Chorus~

Et Cetra
Et Cetra
Et Cetra

The Waddling Song (The Collators Lament)
Tune: The Wassiling Song
Words: Wulfric Grimbeald

Here we come a waddling around the table top,
For we are collators who are just to dumb to stop.

Chorus:
Collate and staple too
So the C.P. gets to you
And we won't have to do it again until next month,
No we won't do it again until next month.

Baron Robair is our man, he aids us in our quest,
He's slow to collate but he's quick with a jest.
Chorus

The stacks are low a foolish me, I thought us almost through,
But now they bring a new stack that's higher by times two.
Chorus

The C.P.'s collated and those stacks are all but gone,
But now the mailing labels must all be glued on.
Chorus

The C.P.'s ready to be mailed, at least we can relax,
But "Sticky Fingers" on your hands make munchies taste like wax.
Chorus

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